Wait, so you've heard? Oh ok Michael Phelps is not human, he's a fish, he's Vinny Chase in Aquaman. 6 for 6 in Golds. 6 for 6 in world records. A Billion for a Billion in capturing America's heart. Phelps toughest race will be tonight, as he has nearly no room for error in a short 100 meter race. In the semifinals last night, he had his closest individual race, and for a while it looked like he was vulnerable. The 100 meter butterfly is the only race he does not have the World Record in, teamate Ian Crocker has it, for now. By 10:30 tongiht, Michael Phelps will have his 7th gold, and 7th world record and will be 1 gold short of passing Marc Spitz's record of 7 golds.
In other swimming news, Lochte had a great night, getting his first individual gold in the backstroke, and finishing 3rd in the individual Medley. Lazlow Csesh is silently having a great olympics, being the best human swimmer.